Weatherspeak

talk to me
talk to me,
Mr. Meteorology.
tell me
what the
weather's going
to be doing today.

will it be
rainy or
sunny?
cloudy or
bright?

highs today
might depend
on how you're
feeling and
how you've been.

everybody hates
the weatherman,
but I've got a
secret for you.

(I know the art
of weatherspeak, too)